Hygiene gloves Inevitable but welcome addition to the post-vaccine world of Merch.
Dark Academy The subculture centered on fetishizing an ancient view of science, but also big tweeds.
In the bag. Photo: toa.st/uk
Bakery products From Fendi to Balenciaga to Barabum, baguette bags have peaked. We prefer Shibori-printed shoulder bags that look more like croissants.
GaVRdening Can virtual reality be relaxing? Try Fujii, a strange but zen gardening game. Especially good if you don’t have a garden when the lock is released.
Celebrity sex toys First there was Lily Allens, now Goop has brought out a vibrator. #things todoinlockdown?
We mean pink. Photo: Rex Features
We wear pink on Wednesdays Instead we wear Rosamund Pike’s buttery yellow suit from I Care A Lot on Mondays.
Baby t-shirts No children’s clothing, but the much-maligned tops from the 90s. As seen at the relounch of Topshop in Asos.
Connell’s chain Icon in 2020. Fully usurped by Regé-Jean Pages gold chain in Bridgerton.
Masked singers The death of MF Doom and the breakup of Daft Punk mean we only wear medical masks.
Vaccination shame More like a PSA: So your friend got the vaccine sooner than you and you want to know why? How about it, it’s none of your business.